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Monday, 11 December 2006

  • Fiona Apple's clip for the song "Not About Love" took one day to shoot, only cost her a few digital tapes, and was never intended to be a proper video.

    Despite all that — or perhaps because of it — the "Not About Love" clip has managed to become both an Internet sensation and a mainstay on mtvU, MTV's channel for college campuses. Ask anyone associated with the video, and they're just glad to hear someone is watching at all. When they made it back in October, the clip was only intended as filler for the DualDisc edition of Apple's Extraordinary Machine album (see "Fiona Apple's Long-Delayed LP Slotted For October 4 Release").

    "When Zach and [director] Michael [Blieden] and I were making the video — we did it all at Zach's house in Venice [California] — I was telling them, 'My secret hope in doing this is that it actually won't just be on the DualDisc. I hope it actually gets turned into a proper music video,' " Apple laughed. "Which was sort of a weird goal because the whole thing is pretty low-key. Basically I'm with Zach the whole time and he's singing, and I just sit there trying not to laugh. And not succeeding."

    "We just did the thing because we're all friends. I mean, I never really even learned the words to the song," Galifianakis said. "And all of a sudden I've gotten a bunch of e-mails from people telling me they've seen the video on TV and stuff like that, though I wouldn't be able to verify those claims because I don't even have cable."

    Galifianakis and Apple had been friends for a while — both are regulars at Largo, the Los Angeles club that hosts a weekly performance by musician Jon Brion — though the idea for a collaboration between the two didn't materialize until Galifianakis gave Apple a tape of him lip-syncing. Suddenly it all clicked.

    "I saw this video that he made where he's lip-syncing this Anita Baker song, and I thought it was the funniest thing. I would watch it every day because I thought it was a good way to start the day," Apple said. "So we had to do this DualDisc thing, and I asked him to do one of my songs. 'Not About Love' seemed like the best one to do, because it's has a lot of tempo changes in it and it's this sort of like schizo song."

    The video's "performance" was taped in Galifianakis' bedroom under atypically laid-back conditions ("I think Fiona just, like, walked over to my house one afternoon" Galifianakis said), and then he and director Blieden hit the streets to record several dancing scenes, which run the gamut from strangely bad to just plain strange.

    "We were just walking around the city, and I would put on my headphones and just dance in public. It was kind of hard work. I had to have my inhaler with me the whole time," Galifianakis said. "I can dance really well, really poorly. When I was a kid, me, my brother, sister and cousins would make up our own Earth, Wind and Fire videos, so a lot of my dance moves come from that."

    And while Galifianakis isn't currently scheduled to re-enact the "Not About Love" video onstage with Apple during her opening slot on Coldplay's North American tour (see "Coldplay (And Their Fans) Unveil Dates For Next Tour Leg"), he said they've discussed it. In the meantime, he'd like to see if he could parlay this whole video thing into a paying career, though so far his only attempt to reach out to other artists failed miserably.

    "I know a guy who is Alicia Keys' trainer, so I told him to invite her to one of my shows, to see what she thought," Galifianakis laughed. "So she came to watch me do standup and she absolutely hated it. We met afterward and she didn't want to look at me. So I think I can cross her off my list. But I'd like to keep trying to appear in videos, because I'm a complete whore."

    This report is from MTV News.

Friday, 01 September 2006

Monday, 10 July 2006

  • no reason

    Cell phones are getting complicated nowadays. I never knew what a bluetooth wa before, and I am still no sure. But I knew it hooks up to cell phones, and it now can also be adapted to ipods. But it's newest accessory...a shirt. It is called the hug shirt. it comes with attachable "tech sandwiches" and when hooked up to a cell phone, someone with the software can call you, and give you a hug, that youll feel in the sensors. I'm thinking, with a little work, the technology can be used o fight people over long distances.

    This one guy invented a machine that makes orange juice in oranges. Now, plenty of machines can make orange juice "out of" oranges, but this one makes the orange the actual juicebox, now that's technology that's good for you.

    I'm not quite sure how i feel about the fiat scratch, except that it is a really cool idea! It is a car with like, three oats of paints, so the more it it admitted to the elements, or bumped, or, you know, scratched, the more it starts to change and look like an abstract on canvas. although, now that i explain it, it does kinda sound like a regular car with a whole bunch of cheap paint on it. oh well.

    a spy tv, i would call it. It is a tv designed to follow you around a room, it extends and rotates, and when no in use it changes into a mirror, so you dont look like a tv fiend, or a painting of your choice, and they even seel frames for it.

    I found a whole ton of other stuff, but one that caught my eye was the twist'n treat. It is a dog toy you can put treats in, and close it up, and depending on how you deform it, it gets harder for your dog to get it out.

Sunday, 29 January 2006

  • YOU PEOPLE ARE CRAZY

    "I don't like to wait," is a cry for attention I hear a lot. "Patience is a virtue," has lost it's vigor because it sounds to preachy, people don't want to preach, but they are perfectly fine with whining. Me, I wait, sure, I wait in style, I wait with respect, and I'm good at it. People who "hate to wait" they're just not doing it right. First of all, you got to pick your battles. Where do most people wait; at the DMV, to get groceries, to get their teeth pulled. To get your Teeth Pulled?! Your like a sheep, just waiting to be sheered!

     There is no upside to waiting at the dentists office. If you hate the dentist, waiting is just gonna make you feel worse, especially since dentists nowadays seem to get sick high off putting everything disgusting that could go wrong in your body on the walls. And if you like the dentist, cuz I know some people who do, what's the use in waiting then? Personally, I don't like the dentist. If I wanted to go pay someone to poke me with sharp objects I might as well go down to an S&M dungeon so at least whoever they are might be hot. Who in their right mind would WAIT to have someone remove a piece of their bodies? This should be a quick service. Dentists everywhere should be frantic to get you in and out before you change your mind.

     And what about the DMV? If I don't like I a particular person at the DMV, I don't go there. I don't wade through herds of people to go see some lady whose going to be rude to me as payback for her miserable life. The most crowded state are usually the ones that take the most taxes out of your paycheck too. So if you go to a smaller state, with smaller lines at the DMV, you will save money for it, for going off the beaten path. And the grocery store? You know you can buy groceries online now right? They send it delivery! Supermarkets know this. They don't want you to know this, because they don't want to make you smart, if you were smart, you wouldn't stand for their crap. Speaking of which, I hope you aren't waiting at no public toilets. It is the perfect example of this simple precept, "the more people are waiting there, the more you should be telling yourself, I should get the HELL out of here!" ...

    And I know, I know, the doctor, you have to wait at the doctor's office right? After all you don't have a doctor at home, and you can't doctor yourself right? Wrong. What is your family doctor gonna do, 1 of 3 things. He is either, going to prescribe drugs, recommend surgery, or do a simple checkup Now, unless you got PMS like a m#*%&^fucker, drugs aren't gonna put you in any better a position than you are now, or will be on your own. Advil, Tylenol, etc. all worse for you than weed. And I'm not telling you to go buy weed, I'm just saying, if you're not gonna go and smoke pot, than don't go and take pills. Then there is surgery. The doctors who give you drugs, they are not surgeons, which is why they don't usually like recommending surgery, because it means handing you over to a surgeon. They got plenty of diagnostic websites online, if you think you got something bad, cut out the middle man and bring it to the hospital. As for checkups, I don't mind them so much, because they are kinda fun, and doctors are good to talk to. Not just because a lot of them are better talkers than doctors cuz it's what they do all day, but because you got patient/doctor privelage, so if you get arrested, anything you told your doctor is protected by law.

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