"I don't like to wait," is a cry for attention I hear a lot. "Patience is a virtue," has lost it's vigor because it sounds to preachy, people don't want to preach, but they are perfectly fine with whining. Me, I wait, sure, I wait in style, I wait with respect, and I'm good at it. People who "hate to wait" they're just not doing it right. First of all, you got to pick your battles. Where do most people wait; at the DMV, to get groceries, to get their teeth pulled. To get your Teeth Pulled?! Your like a sheep, just waiting to be sheered!
There is no upside to waiting at the dentists office. If you hate the dentist, waiting is just gonna make you feel worse, especially since dentists nowadays seem to get sick high off putting everything disgusting that could go wrong in your body on the walls. And if you like the dentist, cuz I know some people who do, what's the use in waiting then? Personally, I don't like the dentist. If I wanted to go pay someone to poke me with sharp objects I might as well go down to an S&M dungeon so at least whoever they are might be hot. Who in their right mind would WAIT to have someone remove a piece of their bodies? This should be a quick service. Dentists everywhere should be frantic to get you in and out before you change your mind.
And what about the DMV? If I don't like I a particular person at the DMV, I don't go there. I don't wade through herds of people to go see some lady whose going to be rude to me as payback for her miserable life. The most crowded state are usually the ones that take the most taxes out of your paycheck too. So if you go to a smaller state, with smaller lines at the DMV, you will save money for it, for going off the beaten path. And the grocery store? You know you can buy groceries online now right? They send it delivery! Supermarkets know this. They don't want you to know this, because they don't want to make you smart, if you were smart, you wouldn't stand for their crap. Speaking of which, I hope you aren't waiting at no public toilets. It is the perfect example of this simple precept, "the more people are waiting there, the more you should be telling yourself, I should get the HELL out of here!" ...
And I know, I know, the doctor, you have to wait at the doctor's office right? After all you don't have a doctor at home, and you can't doctor yourself right? Wrong. What is your family doctor gonna do, 1 of 3 things. He is either, going to prescribe drugs, recommend surgery, or do a simple checkup Now, unless you got PMS like a m#*%&^fucker, drugs aren't gonna put you in any better a position than you are now, or will be on your own. Advil, Tylenol, etc. all worse for you than weed. And I'm not telling you to go buy weed, I'm just saying, if you're not gonna go and smoke pot, than don't go and take pills. Then there is surgery. The doctors who give you drugs, they are not surgeons, which is why they don't usually like recommending surgery, because it means handing you over to a surgeon. They got plenty of diagnostic websites online, if you think you got something bad, cut out the middle man and bring it to the hospital. As for checkups, I don't mind them so much, because they are kinda fun, and doctors are good to talk to. Not just because a lot of them are better talkers than doctors cuz it's what they do all day, but because you got patient/doctor privelage, so if you get arrested, anything you told your doctor is protected by law.
Chatboard (0)